Dr. Schön (to Alwa, after getting caught cheating on his fiancée in a dressing room with Lulu): "...Now I'll marry Lulu! It'll be the death of me!"

Prosecutor (monocled, with a nasty scar on his face, at Lulu's murder trial): "...Your Honors and gentlemen of the jury! The Greek gods created a woman -- Pandora. She was beautiful and charming, and versed at the art of flattery." (Lulu flashes a flirtatious smile at the prosecutor, who pauses, flustered) "But the gods also gave her a box containing all the evils of the world. The heedless woman opened the box, and all evil was loosed upon us. ...Counsel, you portray the accused as a persecuted innocent. I call her Pandora, for through her all evil was brought upon Dr. Schön!"

Alwa Schön: "It's strange how you can get booze on credit... but not bread."